Four And Done Column Renewed For Another Season, Somehow
Editors describe the renewal as 'inevitable, at this point.'
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Vikings Fans Reportedly Bracing For A Miracle That May Or May Not Be Scheduled
Front office declines to confirm or deny whether a second miracle is currently in development.
Minneapolis Miracle Referenced During Broadcast For The 400th Documented Time
Analysts confirm this now happens more than actual play-by-play.
Purple Rain Playlist Reportedly Played At Full Volume Before Kickoff
Stadium staff describe the moment as 'appropriately dramatic.'
Front Office Insists Vikings Are 'In On Everybody' This Cycle
The phrase has been issued in some form every offseason on record.
O'Connell Praises Offense's 'Great Rhythm' Following A Three-And-Out
He clarified the rhythm was, at minimum, consistent.
Rookie Surprised By Local Interest In A Routine Walkthrough
Thirty reporters attended. Four asked about the cold.
